I saw Steve Sweeney live ages ago, mainly doing the same material he does here. I’ve always remembered his Bostonians’-take-on-weather bit, and it’s been popping back into my mind as people discuss the beautiful weekend weather swinging back into snow on Monday. Starting around 4:10, paraphrased:

“Positive people we are.”

You: “Jeez, it’s a nice day.” Bostonian: “Ya, we won’t get many more like these.”

You: “Jeez, it’s a nice day.” Bostonian: “Ya, well we waited long enough.”

You: “Jeez, it’s a nice day.” Bostonian: “Ya, outside! I’m inside.”